Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Las Vegas Conversation Snippets

L36:  My luggage didn’t come in on my flight.
SW:  Where did you fly from?
L36:  Chicago –Midway.
SW:  We’ve been having trouble with Chicago lately,
L36:  Any idea where my luggage might be?
SW:  Either it’s still in Chicago or it’s in Burbank, CA.

As L36 walks through the Bally’s poker room upon arriving at the hotel/casino ...
Chauncey (Bally’s poker dealer) to brush:  Don’t let the guy in the yellow shirt sign up for 1-2NL.
L36:  Ahhh … my Las Vegas home …

L36 (grabbing player’s arm):  Sir … sir … the action is on you, sir …
Player:  Stares straight ahead, blinks rapidly.
L36:  Dealer – Call for a doctor. This guy is having a seizure or a stroke.

Drunk guy @ Bill’s:  I’m just having fun here tonight.
Drunk guy – pointing at L36:  You’re a good guy.
L36:  Thanks … asshole.
Table:  Muhahahahahaha

L36:  I can’t believe that you took all that money from the best looking mature woman I have ever seen and chased her away from the table.
Player:  Hey – YOU are the one that busted her!
L36:  Ahh well …

Oops -- I guess I should clarify. These were from conversations from my Las Vegas trip last month .


Blogger bastinptc said...

Run good!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Josie said...

Nice! Um, except for the part about your luggage. Didja hve to wear that yellow shirt the whole time?

1:18 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

I got my suitcase late that night. And btw -- the yellow shirt is a tee shirt from the Ron Jon Surf Shop in Key West and kicks ass!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Lucki Duck said...

My favorite quote on my trip so far happened at Harrahs yesterday.

"How can you make that call?"

"I just don't care. I can give it to you guys or my ex-wives, and I like you guys better."

12:08 PM  

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