Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Payback Time: An Ornery Texan (Lucki Duck) Gets His Revenge

Last month fellow blogger Lucki Duck and I had a bet on an NFL football game: My Chicago Bears vs his Dallas Cowboys. The Bears smoked the Cowboys like a cheap cigar, putting me on the good side of the bet. The winner got to make a guest post on the loser's blog. Eating high on the hog at that time (a phrase that I'm sure Lucki has heard/used before), I had a little fun taking a jab or two at Texans and their teams. But, as we all know in poker, sometimes despite best efforts, even a good hand bites the dust. Thus, when the Bears lost to the Houston Texans a week ago, it was time for Lucki to be on the winning side of the same type of bet. Being a fair-minded type of guy, I even reminded Lucki of the bet. Today he gets his revenge.

Howdy from Texsus folks. Lite’nin fergot he wuz dealin wit a professhunal footbawl picker an made tha mistake uv bettin’ ah game wit me. He took tha Bears agin’ tha Hustin Texsuns an got hiz butt whupped. If he keeps a bettin’ on footbawl, his wallet’s gonna be skinnier then one uv them Amish fone books.

Cause he lost, I git to writ a post on hiz blog. I figir it’ll be one of hiz best yet. I wouda wrote it be fer now, but a’ve been buzier then a two peckered billy goat.

Did ya read bout tha study on tha ten most annoyin sounds in tha whole wide world? Tha top ten er

1- Nife on a bottle uv Lone Star ( tha offichal beer uv Texsus)
2- Fork ona glass
3- Chalk ona blackboard
4- Ruler ona bottle uv Shiner beer
5- Nails ona blackboard
6- Female a screamin
7- Disc grinder a grindin’
8- Squealin brakes ona bisickcul
9- Baby cryin’
10- Lectric drill a drillin’

Ah think those er perty gud, but ah think they mighta fergot tha most annoyin one. . . it’s that annoyin sound ur listnin to rit now, lite’nin’s background sound uv tha firecrackers. Win ah hear it, ah start shakin lik a puppy crappin a peach seed. It’s painful.

Ah think we should start a campaign to git lite’nin to shut off tha sound. Whadda ya think?

Other thn hiz noisy blog n tha fact that he’s a yankee, lite’nin a perty good fella. We got aquainted out der in Lost Wages a couple uv years ago. We played some cards at Ballys an then ate sum vittles wit tha Neophyte n hiz main sqeeze, tha Poker Queen. We hat a good time talkin bout er youngins n I’m glad that I kin call him mah friend.

One piece uv advise lite’nin. . . don’t mess wit Texsus!


Blogger ~Coach said...

Goodness gracious...

9:13 AM  
Blogger Lucki Duck said...

"high on the hog"= "Uppermost part of the pig" in these parts.

Ironically, the Bears/Texans game is the first time (and probably only time) I have rooted for the Texans. Other than the Redskins and Iggles, the Texans are at the top of my "dislike" list.

'Cept when ah have a big bet on'em.


9:36 AM  
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

We played some cards at Ballys

Don't ever play with him at Ballys. He does so well there, that I think he must have paid off the dealers.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

P.S. Love the photo of Miss Jay Cutler.

3:25 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

Cutler has taken such a beating the past couple years due to the Bears' lack of an offensive line. It has been really brutal. Interesting that some people, largely because of his prickly personality, perceive him as weak, yet he is probably as courageous as any recent athlete I have seen.

1:32 AM  

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