The deck smacked me right in the face in last night's Skillz game. I believe that I knocked out the first three players and collected bounties on at least half the players. When down to the final three, my wife told me that someone came to the door and said he hit one of my cars that my daughter parked on the street. It was pretty slick with lots of rain and ice outside. My wife wanted me to talk with the guy. When I'm battling for first place. Right. He broke a turn signal lens, a $25 part if bought on eBay.

Pirate Lawyer and I got down to heads up, but PL was already late for a birthday party and had to go. Yes, I was a good sport and agreed to ship him some cashish on the chop. He left and I just raised until it was over ... but I was ahead on chips when he left, so I figured this was more of a victory than a second-place finish -- in my mind anyway, twisted though it may be.