Friday, September 17, 2010

Take the lightning36 FML Friday quiz

The weekend is upon us but I have a case of red ass today. Help me feel better -- take my short quiz!

1) I crashed on the couch late last night after suffering through what sports disaster? Hint: OhCaptain is jizzing in his pants today. Bah!

2) Complete this story: I was feeling like crap this morning and decided to take the day off work. My son left my car in the driveway instead of the garage last night. Before my wife left to take our daughter to school this morning, I told her "Be careful. My car is in the driveway. Rick might not have parked the car over as much as he should have." I went back to bed. My wife yells to wake me up and says, ... ???

3) Am I one of them?: I drove my son to school and and decided to have breakfast at a local restaurant that tends to cater to a "mature" crowd. I was seated in the east side of the restaurant. Out of 40 people seated on the east side, how many were younger than me?

4) The spam filter for my work e-mail is temporarily disabled. Over the past 12 hours, I received which of the following messages: A) "i saw your profile youre cute.. want me to sen dyou my pic??" B) "Incredib1e gains in length of 3-4 inches to yourPenis, PERMANANTLY" C) "ViagraFor sale" D) 雷卫旭---生产计划与物料控制提升训练营 E) All of these messages

5) A central Illinois guy running for statewide office who I thought was more like the common people is now posting the following on facebook: "Asking each Facebook Friend to donate $20.10 for the 2010 election!" Poor guy. His campaign war chest? A) nothing B) $100,000 C) $500,000 D) $1,000,000

I realize that these things are just minor irritations in the big picture, but hey -- I reserve the right to bitch once in a while. Some underlying issues are the real culprit.

Coming next post: Actual poker content?


Blogger cmitch said...

I think happy hour needs to start early for you today.

Things can only get better, right?

10:39 AM  
Blogger The Poker Meister said...

LOL #2. Been there, almost done that, though never sideswiped our minivan - had a couple of close calls though where I've had to put the car back into 1st to avoid a collision if I continued in reverse...

11:33 AM  
Blogger Wolfshead said...

Damn, you're in worse shape than me. At least my team didn't get swept.

12:54 PM  
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

1. Don't sweat it, the Twins are too far ahead, anyway.

2. She said, "Ooops."

4. For sure: E. all of them

1:03 PM  
Blogger PokahDave said...

1. The White Sox became the 'Blight' sox again...after signing Manny.
2. He picked up Manny Ramirez while hitchhiking and let Manny park the ended up sideways in front of the garagedoor and was broadsided by the wife.
4. E. + "I am a prince from Namibia....I need help getting my power back...please donate and I will give you riches beyond your..."
5. 1,000,000 because he is backed by George Soros....
6. The traffic to this blog is WEAK!
Did I miss anything????

1:19 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

@ PokahDave: Thou art a shithead!

1:55 PM  
Blogger PokahDave said...

Oh I'm working on a FML quiz right now as well. You can get me back then....'til then FML!

3:51 PM  
Blogger Mondogarage said...

Looks like somebody had a case of the fridays. However, for #2, the Lightning Wife came upstairs and said "I love you, honey".

Full of positivity, yeah!

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Benny said...

Lol at number 5 - i saw that one too. Brilliant

12:05 PM  

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