Public Service Announcement: An Open Letter To Very Josie
Dear Josie:
It has become apparent that remarks recently made about your tournament play sometimes do not sit very well with you. Although many times said in jest, the comments regarding the luck factor seem to have you feeling a need to defend your ability to play. As a public service to the online poker blogging community, I present this open letter to attempt to explain some of what perhaps you do not understand. I do not claim to be speaking for the entire blogging community, but only as one person who has had experience observing and playing with you both online and in brick and mortar casinos.
First and foremost, I hereby publicly acknowledge that you are a crafty and challenging opponent in tournament play. You appear to have a solid fundamental knowledge of the game and are open to positive suggestions and criticisms. That being said, let me share with you some common perceptions regarding the the point of intersection of skill and luck within your game...
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HOLY SHIT, YOU GET EVERY DAMN CARD IN THE WHOLE DAMN DECK EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU NEED IT. WHO THE HELL DID YOU PAY OFF OR SCREW TO GET FULL TILT TO THROW EVERY EFFING CARD YOUR WAY?
NO -- IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO OCCASIONALLY GET GOOD CARDS LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAYER, BUT YOU GET THEM EVERY SINGLE DAMN HAND. WORSE YET, YOU GET THEM AT THE WORST TIMES POSSIBLE -- WHEN OTHER PLAYERS HAVE BEEN COLD DECKED OR WHEN THEY HAVE GOTTEN IT IN AS A HUGE FAVORITE, ALLOWING FOR ANOTHER PREDICTABLE JOE C MIRACLE ESCAPE ON THE RIVER.
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I have tried my best to make this open letter short, accurate, and objective. I trust you will accept it in the same spirit in which it was written.
Sincerely,
lightning36
It has become apparent that remarks recently made about your tournament play sometimes do not sit very well with you. Although many times said in jest, the comments regarding the luck factor seem to have you feeling a need to defend your ability to play. As a public service to the online poker blogging community, I present this open letter to attempt to explain some of what perhaps you do not understand. I do not claim to be speaking for the entire blogging community, but only as one person who has had experience observing and playing with you both online and in brick and mortar casinos.
First and foremost, I hereby publicly acknowledge that you are a crafty and challenging opponent in tournament play. You appear to have a solid fundamental knowledge of the game and are open to positive suggestions and criticisms. That being said, let me share with you some common perceptions regarding the the point of intersection of skill and luck within your game...
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HOLY SHIT, YOU GET EVERY DAMN CARD IN THE WHOLE DAMN DECK EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU NEED IT. WHO THE HELL DID YOU PAY OFF OR SCREW TO GET FULL TILT TO THROW EVERY EFFING CARD YOUR WAY?
NO -- IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO OCCASIONALLY GET GOOD CARDS LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAYER, BUT YOU GET THEM EVERY SINGLE DAMN HAND. WORSE YET, YOU GET THEM AT THE WORST TIMES POSSIBLE -- WHEN OTHER PLAYERS HAVE BEEN COLD DECKED OR WHEN THEY HAVE GOTTEN IT IN AS A HUGE FAVORITE, ALLOWING FOR ANOTHER PREDICTABLE JOE C MIRACLE ESCAPE ON THE RIVER.
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I have tried my best to make this open letter short, accurate, and objective. I trust you will accept it in the same spirit in which it was written.
Sincerely,
lightning36
Labels: Joe C, Very Josie
posted by lightning36 at 1:05 PM
14 Comments:
Once or twice it could be luck, but everytime?
perv
lmao
Mojo, thank you. These people are really spooked by me. And it always comes down to "who did you screw?" So typical. And Lightbulb's supposedly educated.
this is about .4 EWRPs (Effective Waffles Rant Points)
Hahahahah!
Everybody hates a luckbox.
Just saying.
HeAr, hear. Of course she ran in to a bigger luck box last night.
Gadzooks, I feel the hate....and you're right, it IS everyone. (except sweet sweet Mojo)
"it IS everyone. (except sweet sweet Mojo)"
Yes -- I can confirm that MOJO is one of the nicest guys you will meet. However, it seems like it helps to have guys like myself, Wolfshead, and KenP to keep you in line.
Just sayin' ... ooops -- that's MOJO's line ...
Light, I suppose you guys aren't so bad, but none of you have Mojo status. :P
Yeah, you're right, Mojo's the only one who's in your corner.
She thinks this is bad wait till she sees my latest
Everyone is in Josie's corner. We just like to torment her.
"Everyone is in Josie's corner. We just like to torment her."
+1
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