Las Vegas Conversation Snippets
L36: My luggage didn’t come in on my flight.
SW: Where did you fly from?
L36: Chicago –Midway.
SW: We’ve been having trouble with Chicago lately,
L36: Any idea where my luggage might be?
SW: Either it’s still in Chicago or it’s in Burbank, CA.
As L36 walks through the Bally’s poker room upon arriving at the hotel/casino ...
Chauncey (Bally’s poker dealer) to brush: Don’t let the guy in the yellow shirt sign up for 1-2NL.
L36: Ahhh … my Las Vegas home …
L36 (grabbing player’s arm): Sir … sir … the action is on you, sir …
Player: Stares straight ahead, blinks rapidly.
L36: Dealer – Call for a doctor. This guy is having a seizure or a stroke.
Drunk guy @ Bill’s: I’m just having fun here tonight.
Drunk guy – pointing at L36: You’re a good guy.
L36: Thanks … asshole.
Table: Muhahahahahaha
L36: I can’t believe that you took all that money from the best looking mature woman I have ever seen and chased her away from the table.
Player: Hey – YOU are the one that busted her!
L36: Ahh well …
Oops -- I guess I should clarify. These were from conversations from my Las Vegas trip last month .
SW: Where did you fly from?
L36: Chicago –Midway.
SW: We’ve been having trouble with Chicago lately,
L36: Any idea where my luggage might be?
SW: Either it’s still in Chicago or it’s in Burbank, CA.
As L36 walks through the Bally’s poker room upon arriving at the hotel/casino ...
Chauncey (Bally’s poker dealer) to brush: Don’t let the guy in the yellow shirt sign up for 1-2NL.
L36: Ahhh … my Las Vegas home …
L36 (grabbing player’s arm): Sir … sir … the action is on you, sir …
Player: Stares straight ahead, blinks rapidly.
L36: Dealer – Call for a doctor. This guy is having a seizure or a stroke.
Drunk guy @ Bill’s: I’m just having fun here tonight.
Drunk guy – pointing at L36: You’re a good guy.
L36: Thanks … asshole.
Table: Muhahahahahaha
L36: I can’t believe that you took all that money from the best looking mature woman I have ever seen and chased her away from the table.
Player: Hey – YOU are the one that busted her!
L36: Ahh well …
Oops -- I guess I should clarify. These were from conversations from my Las Vegas trip last month .
posted by lightning36 at 10:44 PM
4 Comments:
Run good!
Nice! Um, except for the part about your luggage. Didja hve to wear that yellow shirt the whole time?
I got my suitcase late that night. And btw -- the yellow shirt is a tee shirt from the Ron Jon Surf Shop in Key West and kicks ass!
My favorite quote on my trip so far happened at Harrahs yesterday.
"How can you make that call?"
"I just don't care. I can give it to you guys or my ex-wives, and I like you guys better."
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