Friday, June 01, 2012

Expose' -- Rob's Vegas and Poker Blog: The REAL Story


Fear me ...

26 Comments:

Blogger Carmel said...

:)

8:41 PM  
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

Now that's one bad hombre.

8:44 PM  
Blogger grrouchie said...

Trying to grow a hulk-a-maniac stache?

nice

8:47 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

@grrouchie -- Yeah -- something similar to the Hulkster -- a horseshoe moustache.

11:07 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

And I thought you were trying to pass off the fantasy that you were a handsome dude. So much for that!

I must admit though, that I got scared when I noticed your title in my blog roll. I was a afraid you were going to reveal my secret identity or perhaps the identity of "Poker Genius" (who you oddly resemble).

What a relief to see that you only posting a silly picture or yourself for a joke at my expense! I have to say, Lightbulb, I am laughing at this. I am amused.

Or wait, does the title mean that you are saying that it that's ME in that pic, and despite my recent post, I actually wear a baseball cap backwards>? Is that the idea?

Of course, Josie has recently seen a picture of me and can verify that I am much, much better looking than this guy.

Did you see Norm's comment on my blog? If you are wearing your baseball cap backwards you must be a catcher.

Who's pitching?

12:23 AM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

@Rob -- The identity of the Poker Genius was already revealed in your blog comments before being deleted. Perhaps you do not remember my story of how I raised and pissed him off such that he told me that he would "snap me off."

And fyi -- Josie has already told me that you look like you could be MY GRANDFATHER!

As for my looks ... Josie is madly in love with me, if you couldn't already tell. I mean, really -- who can blame her?

Check out this tweet from earlier today: Kristi Smith ‏@AlaskaGal1 @lightning36 I've met u in person and you're cute so yes. It will work.

Sorry dude -- the cards speak for themselves here. : o P

12:41 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Yeah, I had forgotten your alleged encounter with the alleged Poker Genuis. Do you think he would remember you? He doesn't seem to remember me, thankfully.

(DARTH VADER VOICE:) I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER!

So let's see, Josie, who just called me a "cutie", is in love with you and AlaskaGal is offering to join you in a Vegas hot tub? I smell a girlfight coming to town later this month! Do you really want to see AG and Josie fight over you? Where does your WIFE stand on this?

AG is a friend of mine so I will give her some avuncularly advice and tell her to stay away from guys who wear their baseball caps backwards.

1:03 AM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

In case you didn't realize it, Rob, I am just one of those guys that is a gift from above to the women of the universe. I hate to shake the foundation of YOUR world, but don't be surprised when Prudence hits on me ... lol.

1:12 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

@Susan--best line of the thread. Awesome.

@Lightning--Be warned, Prudence's boyfriend packs a whallop!

1:17 AM  
Blogger Susan said...

The wife thinks you are all seriously deluded and need a reality check!

1:24 AM  
Anonymous KenP said...

There is that youthful, gangsta look with the backward hat that defines youth and action. Pulling it off is age related.

Then there is the look that show the start of rational thought's departure. If that were a full length shot, I'm pretty sure it'd include putter pants and sandals with white socks.

6:47 AM  
Blogger Josie said...

I LOVE that Rob (Cutie) called you LIGHTBULB.

No, I'm not in love with you, but yes that's a good look with the backwards hat. Hubba hubba

Ps I am sooo going to smack you around!

8:12 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Josie, very disappointing that you would compliment Lightbulb for wearing his hat in such an unseemly manner.

But I beg of you....when you get to Vegas, please don't start smacking him around until I'm there, I can't miss that!

I love how LightNing somehow rigged it so that Susan's comment now appears AFTER my praise of it. Makes me look prescient!

9:15 AM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

@Rob -- No rigging. The wife left out a letter in her comment, deleted it, and posted again.

p.s. Josie lies a lot. The trick is knowing which statements are lies.

@KenP -- no putter pants and sandals with white socks. Black jeans with black socks and black penny loafers (sans pennies). I am not there quite yet ...

@Josie -- as always, a mixed bag from you: one positive, three negatives . I understand, though.

Smacking me serves no useful purpose. Might I suggest instead a cat fight between you and Carmel? Tearing each other's clothing off is optional, but encouraged. This might even get KenP to come back to Las Vegas.

9:55 AM  
Blogger Josie said...

Rob, I calls them as I sees them. And no I cannot wait - first encounter must start with a slap. However, I will re-enact it for you, with pleasure.

Lighbulb, Smacking you serves a huge purpose; my pleasure. If you want Carmel's clothes torn off, do it yourself. Oh and this comment is 100% honest...for a change. ;)

10:16 AM  
Blogger Josie said...

BTW In an effort to be honest, I hate the fucking noise that accompanys this blog. OMFG

10:18 AM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

Would you rather I use the new design from my previous post?

10:26 AM  
Blogger Josie said...

Whore!

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do I look younger than you and I'm six years older? Huh? Why?

Kinda looks like that asshole A.J. Pryzinskiiii(however you spell it).

12:52 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

Ha ha -- The King of Komps makes a guest appearance in my blog comments! You are one of only a select few people who have actually seen both VJ and TBC and can verify that they both really exist!

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can verify that both the lovely Josie and the even lovelier Tony really do exist, though I'm not sure about you. I do so wish that I was going to Vegas with you, just to see the cleavage again. Oh yeah, hers, not yours. :)

1:13 PM  
Blogger Josie said...

Who is the king of komps? We've met? Was I drunk? Lol

3:19 PM  
Blogger Carmel said...

LOL!

5:17 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Josie, I will have to arrange to meet you at the airport just so I don't miss the FIRST (of hopefully many) beatings you lay on Lightning. I have to see this!

8:38 PM  
Blogger Carmel said...

More often than not it's difficult to keep me from taking my clothes off :)

3:39 AM  
Blogger Josie said...

Lightning, I am going to slap you REPEATEDLY and then win all your money!

11:28 AM  

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