Wednesday, December 19, 2012

It's Been Around Forever, But It's Still True, Right?

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings & beer.
Don't block the TV.

Why oh why do we try to complicate it?

7 Comments:

Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

lol

7:40 PM  
Blogger grrouchie serge said...

Yep

2:06 AM  
Blogger OhCaptain said...

:-)

10:01 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Yes, it's an oldie but a goodie.

However, in the original version, you just had the first line for Men, and I think that's both more accurate and funnier.

12:26 PM  
Blogger lightning36 said...

@Rob -- The "Rob writing influence" would not allow me to state anything with brevity.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Steve said...

Well said.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Carmel said...

Show up naked, check!

10:43 AM  

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