"But They Both Had Dicks!"

We have had two male chinchillas for many years. For some time they had lived in separate cages, but more recently they were able to coexist in the same cage.

Several weeks ago, my son Rick came up from the basement and said "Welly was trying to mount Gravy." Of course, I was just imagining that the boys had been watching too much MSNBC.

Anyway ... I came home from work today and heard a commotion in the basement. Gravy had some blood on him and we were afraid that Welly had somehow injured him. To our surprise, there was a third resident of the cage -- a baby chinchilla! My son Rick's analysis: "But they both had dicks!"

I am wondering who the hell taught Biology to my kids in high school and how I can get a rebate on tax/tuition paid to the local school district.