A Tribute to the original Joe C

Time out from poker activities for a quick tribute to the original Joe C. For those unfamiliar with the late entertainer, Joe Calleja was a rapper who performed with Kid Rock from 1995 to 2000. Calleja suffered from celiac disease, which was largely responsible for his lack of height (Joe C was 3 ft 9 in tall).

Calleja served as a foil for Kid Rock in live shows, adding an indescribable touch that is sorely missed. Unfortunately, Calleja died in his sleep in 2000 at the young age of 26.

Joe C -- we miss ya, brotha.

Public Service Announcement: An Open Letter To Very Josie

Dear Josie:

It has become apparent that remarks recently made about your tournament play sometimes do not sit very well with you. Although many times said in jest, the comments regarding the luck factor seem to have you feeling a need to defend your ability to play. As a public service to the online poker blogging community, I present this open letter to attempt to explain some of what perhaps you do not understand. I do not claim to be speaking for the entire blogging community, but only as one person who has had experience observing and playing with you both online and in brick and mortar casinos.

First and foremost, I hereby publicly acknowledge that you are a crafty and challenging opponent in tournament play. You appear to have a solid fundamental knowledge of the game and are open to positive suggestions and criticisms. That being said, let me share with you some common perceptions regarding the the point of intersection of skill and luck within your game...

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HOLY SHIT, YOU GET EVERY DAMN CARD IN THE WHOLE DAMN DECK EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU NEED IT. WHO THE HELL DID YOU PAY OFF OR SCREW TO GET FULL TILT TO THROW EVERY EFFING CARD YOUR WAY?

NO -- IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO OCCASIONALLY GET GOOD CARDS LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAYER, BUT YOU GET THEM EVERY SINGLE DAMN HAND. WORSE YET, YOU GET THEM AT THE WORST TIMES POSSIBLE -- WHEN OTHER PLAYERS HAVE BEEN COLD DECKED OR WHEN THEY HAVE GOTTEN IT IN AS A HUGE FAVORITE, ALLOWING FOR ANOTHER PREDICTABLE JOE C MIRACLE ESCAPE ON THE RIVER.

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I have tried my best to make this open letter short, accurate, and objective. I trust you will accept it in the same spirit in which it was written.

Sincerely,

lightning36

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