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My Super Bowl XLV Picks

At the risk of someday having the chant "fade lightning" replace the usual call to "fade Waffles,"

I present my picks for Super Bowl XLV tomorrow. But .. how do you prononunce this anyway -- Su pur bol ex el vee?

My bets:

Steelers +3 over the Packers

Steelers over the Packers

Longest field goal over 43 1/2 yards

How Many Times will FOX mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the Game? over 2 1/2

Postscript : This morning we had about three more inches of snow. I was getting ready to go outside and shovel the driveway when my wife called up the stairs, "Hey -- do you have any money? Some kids came to the door and asked if we wanted to have our driveway and sidewalks shoveled."

Shazam! Talk about timing! Do not fade my picks!

Play The Very Josie ... If You Dare ...

Unless the winter storm I referenced in my last post knocks down power lines, I expect to be slinging chips around at The Very Josie on Wednesday night at Full Tilt Poker at 8:00 pm Central time. Tourney # 214827634. Password is pokerbaby.

Now, some of you may not know, but I was the winner of the very first VJ. Actually, it was a long day for me and I agreed to a three-way (don't get your hopes up, Waffles) chop with me in the lead and getting just short of first place money.

However, in the months since, I missed a few of the tournaments and in others lost my focus. That will change Wednesday night, however, as I am guaranteeing a lightning36 victory. Of course, I can not account for every variable and cannot make every 4:1 favorite go my way. But, with the Super Bowl right around the corner, I am reminded that Joe Namath called his shot and was correct. Expect the same tomorrow night at the Very Josie.

And oh year -- I plan to felt the host and win her bounty to go along with the VJ shirt for finishing first.

You have been warned.